I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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