WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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