i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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