if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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