suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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