I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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