so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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