Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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