so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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