Whod you bang
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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