yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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