OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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