i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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