do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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