I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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