Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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