She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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