How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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