she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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