Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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