If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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