when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Found the puke drawer
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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