some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
where does the pee come out of this thing
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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