quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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