So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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