I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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