THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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