Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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