Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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