Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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