After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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