Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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