i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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