No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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