I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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