He is an equal opportunity slut.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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