i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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