So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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