is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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