I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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