he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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