we're blogging at a bar
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
