Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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