tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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