I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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