i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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