dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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