This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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