I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it's like heaven, but drunker
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
