In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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