Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You have to summon your inner elephant
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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