She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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