he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have aggressive nipples.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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