I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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