Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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