Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I want to walk on stilts...naked
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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