everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I need a beard to bite.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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