Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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