worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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