They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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